R3D PE@rls...

As far as we go

2010-07-14T08:52:00.000-07:00

When it comes to 'HAIR', I am close to clueless. But good weave is a must!!
This very moment, I'm in love with natural/kinky hair. So simple yet so nice
I'm pretty much feeling this chick, Janelle Monae, not just her songs but her looks as well. Reminds me of Solange Knowles
I can't cut my hair or tame my hair to look all natural. If your hair is natural, what products do you use? My hair is pretty much stiff and unhealthy lol. I usually make sure my relaxer is Super, I'm definitely killing my hair : ( .
I recently made this weave and people kept thinking it was my own natural hair. haha. Little did they know......

I recently went to the dentist.
wow! they are so overrated....I had to get my root canal done and it didn't hurt one bit! I got 5 injections to numb the place while the drilling was in process but I was sooo nervous I could literally feel it. I was requested to come back the upper week, since I wasn't prepared. Thanks to my dentist he was so patient with me!

I am tired! What else can replace this?? What else....we eat RICE every blessed day.
Even if we don't, we eat it for the most part of our lives!
It's already becoming boring....well unless there's DODO 'plantain' involved : D

I recently drove to Saudi Arabia border but I couldn't get in because my mum was driving. Women aren't allowed to drive. We didn't have a man with us i.e father or husband. Also no visa ; P

The night life in the middle east is pretty amazing!
Good food, cocktails and techno/house/pop music and nice people
I might do a post based on my pictures here, not sure yet.

I Love Kelis, Lady Gaga and Ke$ha.

I keep wondering which I prefer either being in school or having to wake up by 8a.m for work. As much as we want to graduate, I can assure you the working class life isn't as pretty as it seems. sigh...
Most of the bloggers are nowhere to be seen. The blogs I loved so much are either private or closed or no longer updated.
HELL!! ANY BLOGS OUT THERE I SHOULD BE AWARE OF??

I think waka waka is such an Amazing song by Shakira!.

I read 'Eat,Pray,Love'. Lovely book! My favorite part of the book was her trip to Indonesia where she found Love!
Sadly, I found India very boring and that's where she went for spiritual divine. Smh.
I was really bored and I got a Danielle Steel book called 'Changes' . woow so boring, half way though but it seems too predictable. At the same time, I'm also reading 'The Passage' by Justin Cronin : )

SPONGE CAKE

2010-05-07T17:44:00.000-07:00

I thought of this for ages

To blog or not to blog?

I finally made the decision to blog since I'm off school for four months

Sharing my thoughts, experience and photos!

Glad to be back for the time being...hopefully my followers come through

Seeing there are new bloggers please fell free to drop your blog links and follow as well:)

Back to reality*
It's been what?
7months since I updated lol, you seriously have to understand the fact that blogging is very time consuming. School can be an ass, so time has to be created to read other peoples blog, comment, think of what to blog about and then blog lol.
Forgetting twitter? we need to keep up with our timelines lol
Facebook? Nah, alot of Nigerians are off that for now
Tumbir? Yes, the new bloggers world. This I don't get
I don't have one till I get my camera.

Firstly! Thank God for my grades, he always seems to hear my cry!
But really though, how else can we pay God for all the good things he has done to us?
I seriously can't count my blessings (not like anyone can lol) or how many times I had to run back to him.

Secondly! I got a job : ) and I start on Sunday
According to a friend, why Sunday? Abi na janitor job you get haha. jokes*
Well, Sunday because its in the middle east and that is Monday for them while Friday and Saturday are weekends.
Any advice for first day of work? I'm kind of nervous.
It seems like first day of school in a new school already! :S

Summer Time
My List?
1.) If I get good pay- get myself a professional camera, an I-touch and maybe a new watch. Haven't worn one since God knows how long thanks to our phones.

2.) Knowledge- is the key. lol
I need more of this, I feel I'm behind on this aspect.
I need to start reading books, learning new things about the world and who knows maybe science lol. My goal for the holiday is 8novels at most, I already started with 'Eat Love Pray' by Elizabeth Gilbert! It's been good so far.

3.) Explore- I'm in the middle east. So I would definitely be checking out their clubs, food, hopefully I go on a cruise, go carting for sure.

4.) Blog- Update my blog as much as I can. I seriously wish I could make this private because I don't want to change my URL etc. I'm still deciding, what to do?
I wish I started off anonymous in the first place

5.) I'm seriously crossing my fingers about Brazil but I would see what the future holds if not. I'll have to sit my ass down.

I recently missed my friends birthday party after I made it clear that I was definitely going to attend but I didn't show up at the end of the day.
The problem is how should I make it up to them? I hate disappointing people, it so happened that everything didn't go as planned.

ON A lighter note: Here are pictures from another friends birthday party
What a night I must say! lol
Did I mention *Toronto....We've got a problem?* Guess not O_O
MY DRESS

GIRLS

Birthday Girl : )

Pretty Girls Clap Your Hands

OUTFIT 1 2 3

Period!

2009-09-09T20:53:00.000-07:00

So I have finally decided to give you guys that personal information, I wasn’t willing to share for a while.
So you know that ‘P’, we girls get at the month, some dread it because of the heavy MPs that comes with it causing us to roll and cry while some are just used to their regular flow and couldn’t be bothered. But my own ‘P’ was serious mehn, I hadn’t seen this thing for a LONG time as per LONG Time, lets just say once in a blue moon, No? Ok, how about once this year? Hmmmm….

Shock come grip me, Ha. It’s been happening since I was 16, it came once in 2months. Ok it was no big deal because I really didn’t want to be stressed with the whole pain and fear of getting my ‘P’ disgrace me in public, I'm heavy like that .

I researched and asked people who were med students and all but no one could give a proper explanation, on the internet they said it was ...
No be disease sha. ‘Ope’(thank God).

This holiday, I decide to go check it.

Hospital:: It’s time for me to check my blood pressure and all the regular procedures before seeing the doctor.

Nurse: What’s your problem.

Me: ‘P’ no gree show for a while now.

Nurse: Looking confused. Shocked*, You sure no be belle? You sure your not preggy .

Me: At all.

Time to see the doctor! Not scared, just keeping my cool, I mean I knew I had no dirt to hide, at least

Doctor: Hi. Kilo dey (What’s the problem)

Me: I tell am again

Doctor: You sure you noe get belle!

Me: At all!

Doctor: Tell me now oooo before we do the check up, if you are make you talk, you know say I go find am weda u talk true or not

Me: Madam, e no possible, shey na me they talk am (It’s not possible)

Doctor: Tell me now oooo, you get boyfriend? No wahala just open up, any sexual intercourse of late, no protection?

Me: Ha! Only me all this things. Me sef , I come they think, if I get small belle.
*Honently, I was aghast.

Doctor: That’s your wahala sha, cause if you noe, give me the info now…result go final show. Let’s go check you!

Me: ???? How?, how is that done? Does it hurt?

Nurse: Na little discomfort, you go feel

Me: Discomfort? You gok!

Take off your jeans, pant. I’m seriously blank*. O my baby would be terrorized by this woman in a few kia!

Doctor: Go on the bed, higher, higher…oya spread leg

Me: Ah! Aunty why me now, I’m innocent, take am easy o abegi

*She got some long white thing, inserted a condom and put gel on it

This is way too gross for me.

Guess where she inserted it :<

No be for front O! (period!)

That ish, isn’t even funny at all. At first, I decided to play silly and make silly noises to make me laugh.
I didn’t know for this womans ear, e be like say I dey enjoy am and the moan.
This is pure nastiness.

Doctor: I put am for the right hole??? Abeg no let fear they catch me o. ABEG U . oya wait, e dey pain?

Me: still making funny noises* yes ah ejo!!! Abeg I

It was cool though, I saw inside of me :D and I put her to shame, there was nothing, I mean nothing at all. I put her to shame hahahaha*

Doctor: I don finish! E be like say…you won shit O!!

I’m fine now though, got drugs and the ‘P’ is now heavy on me people!

Mumsie, wanted to have some one on one talk….using words like love making and so.
Are you for real? ‘Abeg, I tell am e don do’.

It's like you pray you don't want to have your P for a while, but when it's gone for a long time you want it desperately, even the MP sef, you'll be enjoying it.

Other notes: Shit! I’ll be traveling on the 11th, OMG I am scared I’m not even going to lie mehn! SEPTEMBER 11TH!!!

This week three of them people, tried to smuggle bombs with gel and liquid like forms.

They planned for Washington, Toronto, Montreal, New york and some other places.

They were going to start from London, Heathrow Loool….

Wish me save flight people!!!!!

It was 09/09/09 yesterday--just incase ya'll didn't know.

Muah..xoxo

P.s we have some new bloggers ….. http://serolu-lighthouse.blogspot.com

I'M NOT GONE....yet!

2009-08-30T20:22:00.000-07:00

Gosh!
I can't believe I haven't updated in months.
Apart from me it seems so many people on Blogville took a break.
School ended in late April, I started summer school early May. I lost 3 months in school.
I sacrificed my summer for summer school, trust me it wasn't FUN!!..My friends who stayed back for sometime where a bit of a distraction to be honest but I was able to survive. Summer school was not so fun but my results put a smile on my face. I thank God.
There is so much to catch up on but I don't know where to start!..
Something bizarre happened last week but I'm still contemplating on if I should have a post on it or not, It's really private. O well.

So much to catch up on HERE
I really have to take my time to catch up on what you guys have been up too lately and you reading your posts.

So most of you should know by now that I'm a Lady Gaga fan, apparently she's a hermaphrodite.
But I still love her.
But the case really is about Caster Semenya, I know old gist. Trust me she's a boy or man which ever. Heard her voice? Sounds like a guy, even her expressions and the way she moves and all, really like a dude. South Africa, was so engrossed in celebrating her arrival, the medal she won and forgot about the issue that got the people wondering about her gender with her muscular body, deep voice, but with a females private part??? She was tested but they never said the result blah blah.
As a friend said,' She's the Man!!'

I feel like I'm in primary school again Yes!, not secondary, was in boarding most of my years.
Imagine, my mum went to Zambia, I'm chilling with my dad now. It's cool and all that but this night he seemed confused?!@ Lol. He started by saying we go to bed late and wake up late but ummmm aren't we on a break we asked?. NO, that shouldn't be a reason, besides you wake up by 2p.m and can't do anything. The whole day is gone, you should know by now! You can't read, write......Like seriously? What happened to last semester when I was dreading having sleepless nights because I had exams which I had to study for? Days of tedious assignments. Abeg! This is my time and nobody should disturb me, as he says he's coming to wake us up in the morning. Unfortunately this stupid hotel people didn't leave the keys behind the doors,, so we can't lock the door, so we plan to ignore him :D*. Like really who does that? I browse at night, read blogs : ), you know catch up on stuff like twitter, YBF e.t.c. At noon, nothing more rather than stare at CNN which repeats every single story line word for word one million and one times. Then I manage to gym for an hour, honestly, I try. Cook, read gosh this summer isn't as fun as I thought it would be but it's pretty chilled and I don't want THAT!

I wonder how you guys do it, I mean people who religiously go to the gym. I'm not Fat but I think it's time to put on some muscles you know. Well, I think having some would make you look hotter and makes you look toned. I can't keep up and I'm very lazy, sadly. All I do is 10 minutes on the bicycle, then some minutes on something your meant to run( don't know what it's called) on and then three minutes on the thread mill (Not easy), carry dumb bells ten times (I need muscles in my arms, small at least lol). After all this, I'm done. I'll rather starve than gym Ha!. But another secret I just figured is to stop eating rice, that stuff makes your tummy bloat, trust me. Moving on, I really love piercings. Not pain but piercings. I got my cartilage years back, after having it for eight months I thought I'll let it have air for one night and took it off. I know very silly, but it's meant to heal after eight months now. The next morning, the earring could go in half way but couldn't come out, my friend wanted to force it in. Hell no mehn, I wasn't going to go through that pain, so I let it close. I was seriously considering belly button but you can't swim for a month, It's summer there is now way I wouldn't swim. So I might get it done next year. for the main time I'll work on my packs lol. I still have four more piercings to get on my ears maybe five if I eventually do my tragus. I also want a nose piercing but not now. After watching some videos on it , I wasn't pleased, very scary!.

I'm in the middle east and it's Ramadan. It's fun for them but not really for me.
I imagined, I would visit all the attractions here, go on boat rides and the rest. We got the book of 100 things to do, imagine we called the Jet Skiing and Scuba diving but everything is banned or some funny story like that. My mum suggested we go watch dolphins.....????WHAT??? Sorry but I hate animals( no offense to animal lovers) . So we stuck to go- karting, their the masters in the Formular 1 ish!. I might get to go on my boat ride( I miss does days of takwa bay, not sure of the spelling though) or just get henna done. O did you guys ever go to Takwa bay? Where you had to take speed boats across to get to the beach and all the cool beach houses?.
Back on the Ramadan, we are supposed to be fully covered, it's freaking hot. Well it's no news.
I got loads of shorts and skimpy tops now everytime we're out I'm in jeans and a proper top how boring. No one comes out in the afternoon because their all asleep : ( but the fun part is when they break their fast by 6p.m. They party all through, they always have feast and all. You know like in Nigeria, when their fasting period is over they kill ram or so and invite friends and have a big party but here it's done everyday. Really nice. I might put some pictures up later, can't find my USB.
Its unbearably hot but I'm hanging in there. I'll soon be back to my cold weather which isn't what I want as well. We went to the stadium yesterday, it was small but beautiful. We played against Iran Lol. I know, strange. We won with 4 while Iran got 2, I'm not so interested in soccer but this time I was forced to watch. Wasn't bad tho, Live matches rock hehe.
At the end of this week we would be playing with Saudi Arabia and the winner gets to go to S.A for the world cups.
My parents are planning on going to South Africa next year to watch the world cup. It wasn't in my plan, by his grace if I don't take summer school again, ARGH!. Well I don't plan on doing so. When we vacate in April, I plan to go to Amsterdam then London but till then. Let's just pray and also hope there would be space for S.A! lol
I miss my days of traveling and exploring from Germany, to Greece, to England to Paris to Las Vegas, Kenya (hehe) gone are does days, come back please sniff*!. I really want to go to Asia and also visit other parts of the world and also see the wonders of the world. I'm praying that my spring break for next year may work out, maybe the Island or Cancun(Mexico)...till then jo!

It's amazing how Mohammed Ali traced his roots and found out he was from Ireland. Strange but cool. Imagine if Beyonce did hers and found out she was Igbo Lol, that would be funny and maybe Jay Z delta and Soulja boy Yoruba. Kanye - Kogi, Amber rose- Calabar. Ok I'll stop here.

I'll be back....

I wanted to ask..Do you guys like music playing on blogs or not?

Thanks for reading this really long post :S

Hopefully it wasn't boring...xx

June 25th! : <

2009-06-25T17:23:00.000-07:00

TWO ICONS GONE IN ONE DAY!
Words Can't Express How Sad I Am.

How about this:: MJ died the 25th, Static Major died the 25th, Left Eye the 25th too, James Brown 12/25 & Farrah Fawcett the 25th

Scary Much!aye...

May their souls rest in PEACE ♥

I Remember...

2009-06-08T22:34:00.000-07:00

Living in Ikeja
Close to Felas house/shrine
The area was protected by areas boys
Armed robbers feared houses around Allen
Why? No doubt, they were caught within 24hours by agbero boys
Everyday after school, I had to pass the shrine to get home: Day in, day out--It smelt like weed.

Taking a stroll was not an option
With all the area boys loitering around and making passes at ashewos.
Hmmm those ashewos, who paraded Ikeja hotel, their pot bellies hanging and their over colored faces.
I got used to hearing Felas songs over and over again.
I enjoyed the music coming from the shrine most of the time.
They were known for having random celebrations.

1st and 2nd of August always rings a bell--(Fela passed away)
When celebrating or mourning him, his songs were played 24/7 on both days
Some of his songs are stuck in my head e.g zombie, shakara, water no get enemy, etc.
My dad loved Fela,he had a collection of his 40something albums

My memory of the shrine faded, until last week my friend buzzed me to watch a video.
I was stunned!!
After all the years of living close to the shrine, I never had the idea of what drove the people crazy and the cause of their madness.
After this video, I clearly understood.

You decide and tell me what you really think of this video.
Never in my life have I heard English spoken in such manner.
Did you guys notice the post, where it stated NO DRUGS ALLOWED lol
But everyone was wasted haha
I doubt if education was an option for those girls--they clearly murdered English

Is it a Pink or a Purple?? (that's my best part) hehe

Thanks Roc Naija for checking on me. I have been very busy.
Sorry guys if I haven't commented on your blog, I'll try & catch up.
Thanks to the people following my blog, very Much appreciated! thanks thanks thanks
You guys are the best :D

So I'm making another playlist, you could send in names of songs, if you want

SNEAK PEAK**
My friend came over for the week and our African Association held a BBQ.
Surprisingly it was a success...(no offense)
Well the association is beginning to improve
Congrats guys! We sure had fun

This is my first summer in Canada and it isn't turning out to be great! Sadly...
No fun parties, theme parks , BEACH argh...I'm considering Miami.
Thanks to summer school, I'm stuck : (

OMG ::LADY GAGA ROCKS!!>>PAPARAZZI

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2nd Thoughts

2009-05-18T18:07:00.000-07:00

Finally! I can say first year is over
Those months of being called a first year student have passed away.
It sucked being called a first year student or looked at as a JJC lol of the school, getting missing, holding maps and constantly asking for questions or directions.
I hate to say it but my first year was total HELL
I made very critical decisions before accepting my present school knowing deep down that I would have to sacrifice my social life for BOOKS! BOOKS!BOOKS!

You have no choice but love the freedom you get in university.
Nobody ringing the bell so you could wake up or having to rush your bath because you need to catch the bus and arrive on time for the first class.
I totally became laid back about everything once I started my first year, mostly the classes I disliked the most.
One thing for sure I'm a very slow dresser- before I'm done showering ..wahala
Whenever I knew I was running late for class, I'll rather just stay back and chill

Spanish class!! I hated the most.
My professor was slow, lifeless and taught very fast.
I suck at learning languages( don't ask why I took the course, It was compulsory ).
It was hard for me to keep up. I was nonchalant about the class and the course.
Then exam came hmmm mehn it was like Arabic written all over. No freaking translation!!.
Result was out- not by any way impressive and I failed my Spanish( I hate that I have to admit that here. well...) :s
I'm not a failure! Never was one.A very bright student since I can remember
So the question was why? how? and why now?
All the frustration pain and anger were felt within .

Second semester came, a little effort was put in.
In all I was able to face my challenge successfully, well from my current result(unofficial).
I thank God, I was able to pull through with him by my side.
As for social life-- I have given up hope
If fun and hard work were part of experiences learnt in university
It probably would only be hard work for me

Lessons/ experiences are learnt from first year!
Once bitten twice shy. 'Nothing shall repeat itself like it was 1st year'....

Thoughts!
*Ok, I just need to make this clear like seriously.
I really really hate seeing peoples freaking ear wax.
I was on the bus 2days ago writing with my bag beside me, clearly I didn't want anyone beside me.
A girl gets on the bus, wearing a nice summer dress, punching her blackberry with her TNA(Canadian designer) bag with her,gladiators...watever sha .
She sat next to me so, I decide to use my eyes to scan her lol & what did I see?
Her ear wax in her ear, hanging and sticking on her hair in her ear omgosh!
Don't even ask why I'll be looking into someones ear
It was that bad, I had to notice
please o ooo people should learn to keep their ears clean
Very little things count.

I never got around to say what laptop I got
Thanks guys for giving me ideas
appreciated!
My mum came to see me for the weekend
FUN TIMES :)
Here are some pics we took with my mac book ;)

I LOVE MY MUMMY!!!

Have a nice week guys : )

Nud3

2009-05-09T12:55:00.000-07:00

I wonder if it's right to take nude pictures of yourself without having any intention to show people or want them leaked ?

OR

If it's right to take nude pictures and then show the public?

OR

If you took nude pictures to send to someone? :S

In my opinion I wonder what you need them for.
You probably see yourself when having a bath or in front of the mirror . Right?

This week started off with Cassie having her nude picture leaked.
The most annoying part is that Ryan Leslie is a suspect LOL.
....She goes on her twitter saying, 'IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER...THAT'S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.'

I hope taking nude pictures does not become a normal thing soon .

Rihanna also got her pictures leaked as well >>>

Umm it's Good Girl Gone Bad Right??

The pictures are very disgusting!!
But I couldn't help but share ...hehe....

x

PROBLEM?

2009-05-05T15:00:00.000-07:00

Okay guys, like really I'm such a loser when it comes to blogging .
I haven't blogged for a while now because of the laptop issue I had .
It's resolved now but there is another issue at hand

I just moved to my new house, which is pretty cool
I Like it a lot

Last night my friend 'M' told me to come get plantain and make my noodles
She put the plantain in a plastic and left it on a burner
I came to make noodles, mistakenly I turned on the burner that had the plastic on it
Before I noticed what was happening, the plastic melted on the burner : (

Now it's so stuck and any damage in the house is worth $100
Why would I pay that for a burner that's is in existence?
It's called Kenmore.....Like I have checked all the possible stores online for that make
Mehn seriously, there's no hope

We got lighters so it could melt the plastic.
The process is hard and annoying.
I have to put the lighter under the plastic to make it melt a little and then scrape off the plastic quickly
It's been two days now and I haven't succeeded in removing half of the melted plastic

Any ideas on how I could do so please !!

Women's World(animated)

2009-04-15T02:40:00.000-07:00

Hi guys!
I have been gone for too long. Hopefully I'll get my new laptop at the end of this month.
I decided not to get one now because of exams but I'll be done by 21st.
After that, then I would decided on which to get.

I was going through stuff and came across this upcoming animated series about women
Pretty cool!
I must say, more like ' Sex and the City'.....
Just women, weight, guys, shopping, chilling, things we do for LOVE, etc.
I'll keep you posted on when the series start.

I'll be back with more pictures and stories to tell. Once I get my new laptop and figureeverything out.

Have a nice week ahead of you! : )

O yea! How did Easter go down for you guys?
I feel really bad, I couldn't make it Church : ( . I really need to change my ways

xoxo

Laptop Dead!

2009-03-26T18:54:00.000-07:00

You guys my Laptop just crashed !!
I'm so screwed....

What laptop should I get next ?

Mac
Hp
Dell
Sony

I'm really confused, I know Mac is the best but ummm LOL

Hp -I Hate!!!

Dell & Sony- I have no clue.
I just think it's strange having a sony laptop. I'm used to sony T.V's and the rest :D

I don't know anything about Dell!

P.S :: I wouldn't be able to blog or comment on blogs
Please bear with me!!

F~A~S~H~I~O~N~I~S~T~A 2

2009-03-10T22:39:00.000-07:00

YES!!!
The party that brought everybody from far and wide, down to the loo baby
We talking of Yankee, Windsor, Ottawa, you just name IT! lol

It's a Fashionista Parri...right?
So we obviously arrived fashionably late

The setting was what I loved the most...
So much effort and money put into it, to get FABULOUSITY lol

RED + WHITE=i love

YAYYY finger fooD...............................There was sausage roll hehe, It didn't even occur till I saw the pics
I miss Tantalizers sausage so bad : (

...................Blame it on the A...a....a...

||THE PARTY RIDERS!||

IKE

OVAY

JOB well done!!Most impressive party so far in Canada...
Nice setting, Hot outfits!!....

Moving On ---- ||PARTY RIDERS 2||

What I WoreWe Girls

Now to our very own Chucks, Dans and Nates...

The Blairs and Serenas couldn't get enough of Them.
In our own case ....
Chuck and Dan couldn't get enough of US( Serena and Blair)...pardon me for being silly

Blogger
New male blogger
You should stop by his blog and show some love and support
(http://aboyslife-donald.blogspot.com/)
His blog is better than GGN for all you gist mongers lol

My G..*wink*

I Found Some Of My Primary School Mates : )

Silly kids.....still repping CTC thought
The Very Best back in our times LOOL!

I know, the pictures abi? Sorry O. O yea I forgot this gist.

The Cops came hiss, I thought the tenants abi neighbors all had an agreement,what went wrong?

You called the cops on us : ( ABI? You shall PAyyyy lol.. ha ha ha (evil laugh)

All this oyinbo people hissss, if na 9ja now

You go arrange bottles of Stars and Heineken with some Ogba and Isi Ewu make them chop waka :P

Their talking about disturbing the peace with noise?

As if ordinary traffic back home wouldn't be worse than the music we were blasting.

With thier Laptop Eyes !

*Daily Life*
Last week, I went to our common room on our floor
I was devastated by the sight I came across
I never expected to have seen some one in their initmate moment
Well not with another person
But alone
Sadly*
The only boy I spoke to on my floor was the one caught in action
Watching porn and pleasuring himself
We both had to excuse each other. I went to bed rather dissapponted that thought has serioulsy been hunting me lol
My friends laugh whenever I say that, but it's the fact
Well I haven't seen him since then, before on a regular day he'l be the one opening my door or saying hi lol
Guess he uses the back door now.
As it's said 'what's done in the dark shall surely be exposed'
SO BEWARE

Next stop
hopefully ...Lady Gaga
I HOPE*

'Más tarde conejitos'

~A Fashionista's Soiree~

2009-03-02T12:44:00.000-08:00

Did I mention THIS??
Well .....

A Fashionista's Soiree

When: This Saturday
Host: Ovay & Ike
Where: The Loo

This week has been 'SOSO ' and I give glory to God
Finally, this weekend I'm set to let loose. O fashionsita soiree Here we come to buggy and
Shisha AWAY

Invite.......Only by Invite :D
We don't want people wearing off colors, fashion CRIMINALS hehe oooo PLEASE

Well....Pictures WOULD be up ....NO DOUBT!

am out

*Update*
Hahahaha my BURRACUP, how I love you recent post!!!!

(http://fieryandsweet.blogspot.com/2009/03/encore.html)

Thanks for including my name *wink*
As you know, I'l always be the one you'll spot at the club and be the heiress of the Nigerian Playboy Estate lol

Cheers

Break in A Week

2009-02-26T20:35:00.000-08:00

This picture seems weird
But I still love IT
I wasn't drunk..Honest!**
OK! I know, I actually took permission for a week or so but this got out of hand ahah. Its been more than two weeks now and I haven't even posted. Gosh! Am sorry o, it's all my mid-terms that's killing me, honestly! I don't even know where to start from. There's been reading week in school, val's day...ummm what more can I think of, o yea new people in blogville, haha see me talking like I'm one old blogger. Anyways, been chatting rubbish.....

I'll start with all my thoughts and happenings....

*READING WEEK*

Just planned to chill in T.dot, nothing specific happening...that's how my friend called: "Chi-chi do you want ticket? 'Wo parri mehn, Caribbean people are at it again o, and it's happening downtown'. Me to na, I just agreed o hmm. O yea, before that on vals day which was a Saturday, I just chilled with my peeps, had dinner, fun, talking and more talking. Ate sushi for the first time :D . I totally refused at first, I'm just not a fan of trying different types of foods. Sushi wasn't as bad as I thought.
Pictures from the Dinner

Back to where, I was..
Dinner ended nicely.
So my friend got tickets for all of us for the party the next day.
When we arrived the line wasn't as long as we expected.
so we didn't have to stand in the cold before we got in.
Phew...finally it was our turn. Got in, dropped our jackets, time for searching. OMG, you should have seen the way the idiot was just rubbing my boobs*,touching and caressing my body (hiss), like excuse ME??...argh, I was so pissed.

we got in, umm okayyyyy....what next?? My friend was just convincing us 'Ah wait don't worry, dj white boy is the best o, his coming, his coming, his mad men' . Finally its his time to jock.

MC: Dj white boy in the house people!!! brap brap
Dj: *song playing*
Interrupting
MC: No fukerey inna the dance floor people, we no here to see that tonight. I take
that seriously (Caribbean accent)
Dj:*song playing*

Minutes later
MC: If your a boomboclat, raise hand up....
Ha, see every1 mehn. Na wa o, us to now, we carried our hands up lol. (Boomboclat by force.
Dj:*song playing*
Mc: Like this guy was interrupting less than a minute to say irrelevant stuff.
Mc: If you knowwww, your a girl and you never give h**d or ready to give h**d TONIGHT,
put your hands up.
HISS. All these people talking about unnecessary matters and wouldn't allow someone to shake body.
He kept talking, going on and on. Like wow, I could have equally just come to the club to dance to his voice. Utter rubbish!
Finally, the guest appearance was here:

It's Lloyd baby, haha yes, yes I know.
Lloyd??? We're talking Kanye, T.I,MIA in this day and time and your saying Lloyd here lol
Well, to my surprise he was able to entertain the crowd, no dull moment or hot yawa from the crowd....like seriously and his voice is sooooo : )
Pictures from the party:

The night ended pretty good. I mean a party isn't one, if you don't party with the celebs. RIGHT?
That's how I do, don't know about you.
Gosh I'm so talking trash.

So how was vals day for YOU??
Hmm all the gifts, dinners, lovey dovey times *sniff sniff*...ATM I'm a single lady
So I got my hands up :D ( get the joke)-single ladies.

To end my party story, trust me mehn that Mc didn't stop ballzing(YARNING DUST). His worst was when he asked
Mc: If your a boy
and you know
you never suck
P***y before hands up(accent)
Kia. I must have been in the wrong place, partying with dirty souls.
All the mumu boys to, their hands were up not only up o, as if that wasn't okay
they started jumping, waving with excitement. WOW how exciting guys (hiss).
I guess that's how they do their own thing. Because back home, I really wonder who you really are to interrupt a party..to ask such vulgar question/questions.

*Daily Life*
I just have to share this with you guys, I mean, it's like, you know hehe ( jenifa sturvz)
I feel bad but I can't stop laughing every time I read this one abi two text messages I got.
Me sha, I can meet random people, God help me!
This one guy got my number, really wonder what I was thinking, lets just call him CJ.
Never even called to have a proper convo. The only time he did I think I lied I was sleeping. Sometime within this week I got this text:

Hey chichi (not everyone is allowed to call me that,who you be?)

How you doing. It's been like 2years since I spoke to you. (haha i never got to know you, SO??two years from)

That's how much I miss you (hmmm)

I was think ( shelling!!arrgh) maybe you want to come out someday(HA. Oga read before you send text abeg)

I heard you do to much work (from?),so anytime you want to rest your pretty head(ARE YOU TRYING TO DISS ME?) pretty head ko hissss

Let me know(like reali??)

God is love. Rev CJ(what a way to end a text. God is definitely love, but which 1 is rev cj?) If that one na joke, you noe try at all, at all kia I knew who the person was o, I sha replied and asked who it was.
You can't IMAGINE the reply
It's even a slang now o, for my friends and I.

'It's CJ init'
.......LMAAAAAAAAAAO AHhhhhhh init?? init what??? Hmm Mr. I MUST speak with some british slang by fire by force, to look cool.
If you arent sure of the right usage of a word or slang, please ASK.
Wouldn't hurt a fly.
Since everyone is forming they can say later or bye or 'whatever' in another language
Here is mine, might not sound sexy but it means
Later bunnies in Spanish

'Más tarde conejitos'

No shame

2009-02-07T09:00:00.000-08:00

Hey People,

Might not be able to blog the following week

So i decided to share what my mum sent to me.

I'm sure some must have seen it...it's all over the net!

What a country....

yeye Nigerian Police

HOLD IT! HOLD IT!! ..lmao
I believe I can FLYYY....
Wereeeee hissss LOL

Have a blessed week!

Party Indeed!

2009-02-04T19:21:00.000-08:00

Another stressful week huh!?

Last weekend was alright!
(R) came to see me Yay!!....usual things talk, talk, talk , gist, facebook :D
Our African organisation decided to host their first party that weekend
What a surprise it was!. The president actually allowed such a thing to happen.
If I remember vividly her response to a question involving parties was, 'we're not Jamo people, our interest would focus more on charity,genocide,blah blah' not that I don't mind all those.
Just sounded more like a boring club, honestly there was no motivation to attend another meeting. hiss.....

So first party...every one's asking, you going, you going ?
All the hype and what not. I decided to go with an open mind, if you know what I mean
Wasn't ready to regret or curse at them

As I would have imagined deep, deep, deep down in my thoughts hehe
Before I say, 'As if I knew'& their response would be 'lie,lie, knew what?' hiss
IT WAS A BIG FLOP & WASTE OF MY MONEY(thought it was $5) & TIME.
Dance floor empty, uni boys clinging to the wall ...na wa o . Such nuisance
Ask me what they rather do? STARE STARE...maybe it's ass or??? hmmm I'm confused sef.
Music inko....sorry case
D.J play the music ......9ja jam came on first, you know now just to get the people dancing
instead guess what song?
Psquare-Do me, Busy body(like ??) you know all those kind of olden days songs LOL
that's how this people just used style and transferred to Ghanaian songs??????????
Sha left the party, stayed till the end though :D

Final conclusion just wasn't worth going..they should never ever invite me again LOL
Next stop ...Black Association dinner(carri+africans) ....very very weird indeed

Midweek still keep your head high we're almost approaching the weekend
O and yea for all you people telling my baby Naeto to sleep ehen
Guess what?
Him and M.I are actually feautring in a song together called Baby Girl!xoxoxo

I'm Back!!

2009-01-24T02:25:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year PEOPLE!! lol ( I know, I know I abandoned my blog for a month or so). Actually I was posting last week, when errors occurred due to using a different format. I used Microsoft blog page lol( whatever the name is) to edit my work( thanks to dino HISS). I was put off and went to bed......arghh.

I should have blogged before I left to 9ja, but I had exams after my birthday till 19th(last day of school). Got to 9ja safely, took off again the next morning to the village LOL. Like honesly my parents need to give me a break, before I shine my eyes about not going back lol. It's really kind of late, so I can't really say much....got two test next week(wish me luck :/ )
New Year Miracle: Didn't do my student re-entry visa ''You kidding me?'' LOL
Couldn't travel, I had to miss school for a week :(
Knowing how the Nigerian embassy system is,
we were really considering of going to Ghana, to get my visa done.
As God would always have his ways for me , I was able to get the visa in one day. But you know now? Connections ; ) LOL

Last week: Saunia ( a friend) had a birthday gathering.

Dinner with the girls:

This week: Attended an all white party( Unplanned)

BOOKS I read(Holls): Tell me something - Adele Parks

Skinny Bitch (YOU NEED TO READ IT, LOOSE WEIGHT BITCHES!!)

Dinner: Mashed Potato, Ketchup& Thai Chicken(yummmm)

20/01/09:Inauguration -First BLACK president ( Obama!!!--YES! We did)

Gift: South Park poster ;D (BIG FAN ERIC ALL D WAY)

People: Visiting at the village (yes yes yes she's Indian chill'n at my villa LMAO ) : )

Blogger

Awwww after so many years of seperation - school, vacation lol we finally c

Definitely got my blogging ideas from her
Visit her blog >> www.thirdworldprofashional.blogspot.com
Soon to be a LAWYER : )

sorry about the stolen camera*

Stars Sighted: Oluchi Orlandi with family @ the international airport(Lagos). As Nigerians would always act hiss, nobody seemed to care hehe.

Songs: Fokasibe by Dj Zeez (Mad 9ja groove)

9ja Videos: Tu Face- Enter the Place. Decided to watch it today, Impressive I must say. Youtube IT!

Birthdays: 9ice, Ugo, Dera, Ose,Nnamnor,E (Happy Birthday Guys)

Thanks to:
Tu, Dino, Oyin and Buttercup for bothering about the updates about the blog
Much appreciated

Hot Cake: M.I(hottest emerging rap artist, with hit songs like Teaser. He is definitely being compared to one of 9ja's hottest rappers as well Naeto C.( Storm records)......hmmm I wouldn't even lie M.I is GOOD as in GOOD lol but Naeto definitely got more Swagg). What do you think?

OR

Talking about cake...

Stolen from facebook :D
loving the cake

Upcoming Artist: Clara Iweh ( Face of Unveil)>> www.myspace.com/ci2day (9ja pop)

Leave your feedbacks about the songs on my page

Latest Movies: Jenifa 1 & 2 (Must watch)

Contacts: Purple, Grey(current) and Hazel

People I'm off to bed. Thanks for the birthday wishes and the visits to the blog even when it wasn't updated.

C ya, catch ya, lerra!!!
X

5th Dec

2008-12-06T13:05:00.000-08:00

I finally turn 18(kini big deal lol) jokes
I thank God for bringing me far in life, being able to have crossed all the rocky mountains that came across me all my life
I'm finally legal to do what I want ..when how and where hehe cool cool
So Yay!! the D-day wasn't bad at all ..
went to the movies : L (I mean what else could be done in WAterloo?) besides exams are on

Had my economics, exam that day : ( 100 multiple choice
not raising expectations on my grade.....problem with economics , you think your right but :/
I'l leave the rest to God.....

I loved this movie...called Role Models
Wasn't bad at all, if I was to rate it, I'l give it 7.5
I wasn't so keen on seeing the movie because of the preview
But came out smiling at the end
starring seann william scott (he's such a Hottie~)

Thanks to all they people who made my day!
the calls(9ja, jand n yankee) blush*,gifts,text,walls on facebook and from blogville

At first I wasn't so excited but my family in America called and am like WOW they actually know my birthday hehe so cool
My dad, just wondering if he was over excited or what? called me a day before lol
well I was glad but i just couldn't tell him he got the wrong date....still called on the 5th though lol
after he found out from my mum Gosh loool ...luv him

I was just wondering?...You know how it is, when it's on your birthday and people send their wishes, those who mean it and does who don't. I mean it's just because they have to, right?
Well at the same time people who really are special or mean something to you vice versa try to make it an even happier day for you..by reaching to you through text, call or whatever.
Some people I didn't even expect their calls but they called : )
well I have a friend who I MOST EXPECTED to have called seeing that it wouldn't have cost him anything and if I would say I presume that we are close enough. Well he decided to post on my wall and that was it. You know when you just expect more? Well he did what I less expected.
Anyways I was really mad and now I can't forgive him lol, seems unnecessary but STILL . I can't let it go argh hiss..but I care less now though
he claims to have had reasons and he just sent me e-cards blah blah
was wondering if I could just let it go???? or just .......

I was recently awarded a blog star by Kin'Shars World
Thanks and I appreciate the tagging! : D

exams on the way ....off to study!

*Pardon me for the chipped green polish

: D

2Days n going...

2008-12-03T18:01:00.000-08:00

2 days left and still counting ! : (
last days of being 17 hehehehhe
o well, we all need to age right?
stuck in th library reading though. I am already receiving birthday wishes hehehe
am not excited though
I am so hungry ATM!

Happy Birthday!--Issy

2008-11-14T14:08:00.000-08:00

It's a year since I met you, since our journey began at CIC and now Waterloo and still running. Can't really remember the first time I met you though but we were the only Nigerians' on our floor so i guess that's what got us together hehe. Well, well you special to me : P Not argh honestly I hate doing this but just to show I CARE why not? O well, wishing you the best in life by love : )
more happpiness, success, advetures, joy welll more more and more of EVERTHNG good.
Even though you didn't get a card lol or a gift today LOL
Don't mean anything remember material things aren't the best, it's the though that counts
Have a blessed 1

And yea your spending your whole DAY with me : P (ASS).....

~Slushy ride!

2008-11-14T00:28:00.000-08:00

Lol. Pardon me for not blogging lately, this is due to laziness and tooo much WORK . Though I have been busy, things coming up here and there a lot of planning to do and all. Hmm I must admit, my past weeks have been disappointing, fun, stressful and laid back. To start with the stress of blogging is to much O ahah! lol but i'l rather blog than facebook( I guess lol). Hmm so where do I start from. OK! it started off from my girl Mimi giving me a call to come down to T.dot (Toronto) to chill with her, since she wouldn't be able to stay on her own at her house during her midterms. Well I wasn't busy that week so I was like yea. That Friday after class I rushed packed and headed straight to the terminal. Traveling alone isn't bad at all. I mean some people dislike it but I have no worries, O maybe just when I am going by air alone, I just pray to sit beside the right person . Anyways sat down beside this really fat girl who was being so mean on the phone to her brother, neways what was my own.. I just slept off jo.

Arriving at the blithe city of Toronto brought back memories of Paris* nothing special, but it was so lively and bright compared to waterloo where I stay : ( . I headed into the station waiting for my friend. Well, 30 minutes more so I decided to eat a banana and groundnut (9ja way mehn), then tried reading. 9: 30 pm and her she comes with her friend. No hugging please, so we smile. And conversations start. Well, next bus station was at the other end so we found our way . In the bus, we kept laughing and acting stupid hehe abeg it was allowed I mean all the spicy gist just coming from all directions and then past experiences. Mind you, we didn't have a clear idea of where we were heading lol. At the next stop Mimi decides to go ask the bus driver if we were at the right place and he said yes. Getting down to bring out our bags a passenger interrupted saying we were stooping at the wrong place, believe me we had to go back in the bus with all eyes racing through our body with anger as we sat down shamefully lol, not like we cared (a little). Finally, our stop. What next... CAb! Luckily, we saw a convenience store , so we went in. Remembering there was no food in the house, we bought stuff for breakfast like milk bread and the rest. 'Please could we have a cab number?' we asked the convenience man ' O sorry, I don't have one'...umm okay you stay here and I mean you don't have a cabs number FINE! Beside us were two different flavors of slush rolling in their separate cans. Lets ask him for a free one, we said giggling. 'Could we have one please ?'. He looks at it and says ' No, no there is no slush again its just rolling there's nothing in it', how unbelievable this was. Was he thinking we were dumb? or rather bush to think there really wasn't any slush. Well we kept on going about it , but we don;t mind. And still straight to our faces this so called man told us no. Luckily, we got a cab and left.

So unbelievable how people disagree to give even if it takes nothing from them.

Excuse me this was slush.. I meannn his boss or who ever wouldn't have none if there was reduction in size with no money for it....Gosh!

Well we got home safe and happy!

A New Face(Change) In The White House!~

2008-11-05T21:24:00.000-08:00

143 years after ending SLAVERY America elects its first BLACK President...Barak Obama (47)!

On this day, November 5th 2008, history IS made. He was able to defeat his rival John Mc Cain(75) in the electoral polls, he was able to secure 349 electoral college votes against Mc Cain's 162! With he's running partner who is currently the new V.P of the white house Joe Biden, they would both run within this four years to bring Change in the United States of America. Quoted from Obama, I am your friend, not your enemy!'. Americans' have made the right choice looking beyond color, race and religion. In others words, coming together as one for a better and brighter future which would ensure their children and grandchildren a brighter life ahead. Kudos! to Obama as he has made the Africans proud, especially the Kenyans where he originally comes from. He was able to fulfill the dreams of Martin Luther King Jr~I have a Dream!~, who was also a black American activist and prominent leader in the Americans civil right.

Martin Luther King~I have a Dream!~

People celebrating across the globe!

JAPAN

AFRICA

Welcome to the White House, once again Congrats!~~P.S Don't forget your Promises : D

Last night~Nov-1st week

2008-11-04T10:09:00.000-08:00

Another day, another blog!. Been gone for a while, o well am back! Not in the best of moods today. For reasons unknown! Am guessing going to Spanish class and coming out really makes me mad : (
In my previous blog halloween was the next topic. Well, that day wasn't bad at all. Isheoma and I apparently forced Maye to come with us. Brought up in an African culture October 31st isn't an event or a day for trick or treat. So my aim was actually to umm party (hehe). School is stressing me out, driving me crazy am thinking that's the main aim actually instead of us getting a degree . Dressed in a black dress obviously no idea of what I am and Isheoma in a white dress probably thinking she was an angel LOL. Maye same as me lol, we just didn't care how we looked. No time for custom waste of money and precious time. Besides we aren't freaks for it. Getting to the door WHAT! no freaking line umm are you sure we aren't just throwing our hard end 6 dollars or maybe 10 dollars lol down the drain. Hell no! This boomer of a place is the name of the club which is for 19+ but today its for all ages why isn't it BOOMING!? What the hell??? Isheoma and Maye very disappointed, knowing I was the one that made so much force about it. I decided to enjoy myself by looking and persuading them to cheer up! lol. Well didn't work for a while. Finally people start thrilling in. We did go early then. Party begins. This is no way called fun for me, honestly party with the white people isn't just the ideal partying. Moving obviously to a different rhythm tuned up in their head. Very boring I tell you, met some very cutee guys trying to do some C.Breezy .*Cute*

Them trying to feel all cool and all lol. They were dancing so duckishly lol ( that isn't a word but imagine a duck dancing) That's how they danced all night. Probably seeming cool, well i LOVED it. Cause I joined hehe.
Well, that night didn't turn out bad if I remember. Black people came thankfully, and were also disappointed lol. The d.j wasn't WOW... Acting so mean to people during, the costume competition..What are you dressed ?..Get the f**k down, nobody's clapping for you! Wow, such words cloying words <> not like he looked any better!
The competitions where:
1.) Costume of the Night

Monopoly won!...I thought it was creative

2.) Characters

a.)V for Vendetta( loved that movie)
b.)Am not so good with cartoon characters --am thinking that 's a snow white?
c.)Have no clue!?
The d.j shoved him off the stage lol
d.) Well this little girl in pink was so hilarious she kept jumping PICK ME!
The price was 50 dollars so I could understand : D
e.) POPE?...it pisses me off when people dress like that for halloween, it's like what the hell are you insinuating here MR? Even Diddy huh......
f.) Santa??kk lol

Am thinking he would have found something better to come as rather than being a pope.
I find it annoying when people do this. Anyways....

Next stop: Sexy ladies : P
Would have gotten this!...Babes didn't try at all lol ( just hating).

Am tired of talking about this halloween night that had no significance please
one last picture and I'm done!

That was the end of the night for us!P.S best celeb costume goes to:

!Kim & Reggie>>♥ the classy look

November 1st....Stefs bday!
Read the whole day....not exactly, when ever I say read just no it's not READING reading lol.
We went to chill with her in the evening Me, issy and tumi
In the car,my car*---while I drove & still took the pic lol
How I risk our lives : D (ya ya waterloo cab) LOL

We got there knocking! knocking!! knocking!!! : (
Nobody's home! We started getting pissed and itchy at the same time. O yes we were with Tope.
Well here they all come.....the food was worth the wait I tell you because we stood chilling at the door for about an hours, calling their phones and what not!
I ate chicken like there was no tomorrow lol. All I eat in school is one tuna sandwich a day. That can't keep me going? And besides I can't be relying on fatty food. Some unwanted places would start popping out. If you get me!
I just kept eating, I didn't take pictures of the food : ( lol well I usually do that and there's no picture of me eating so am putting this picture of Issy showing you how the shredding of the chicken was done hehe

Me doing some barbie doll pose.
Don't care what you think : P
Wow! in a month il be older : (
hopefully not duller, older in Brain, dry skin, loss of memory ....Am talking shit*
Il be wiser, finer, sexier all the positive things you can think of BABY!
yup that would be ME : D
but for now
: (

Moving on
As I was saying more food! food!!, alcohol (this sister had a test on Monday) couldn't try any stunts. Well more grooving and taking of pictures.....

YES!!! if no one else but tumininu should grove how else would? This madam! dance dance dance that's all she thinks of : P
Well we all needed it

*Other things kept confidential LOL

The night ended well with every1: stefi, emily, eke,folu,iv,issy,tope,ninu & I

MONDAY: wasn't bad! Actually it was had an economics test *hmm*
Slept, cleaned my room .......................watched gossip girls.....read( no i think i got tired)

Tuesday! Not seeming to be going well, down with a headache. Spoke to Dera, Ugo ,Safiya and Lulu
: ) made me feel better...well that's what they are there for. Am really down like down down words can't even express IT..
Have a class by 4. Used that anger to write this blog if u noticed there are more of pic than talking and more of shelling than gist LOL. Really nothing to say for now. Just not in the right mood but I knew I had to get this updated!so i did

Am praying and crossing my fingers for the coming days and weeks to get better if not : (
Wow...total blast in my face!
Hope my plans for this week comes out well....
God wouldn't disappoint.

YES!!! We Can .....thats' the hype on now.Yesterday, I needed attention and decided to seek for it on facebook ...so I said MC CAIN all the wayyyyyy Yay . Wow, people were wondering if really I was in my right senses, definitely got IT big time lol. And then I went for Obama and Got more attention. We'll I'm for him because we need CHANGE( haha who doesn't say that while campaigning) we could only pray, hope and cross our fingers ........for a POSITIVE result. As Obama lost he's grand mum a day to his eve ...all I would say is hmm this life....
P.s no time to talk about politics..
Here are some celebs trying to push the blacks to vote : gangsters lol /illiterates /elites/unemployed/employed TO VOTE......every VOTE COUNTS so VOTE !!! lol
Jay & Diddy

Mrs.Carter

ME lol
LMAO......................
Results comgin out in 2hours........count down & keep fingers crossed!

Munch on this before am back:
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this
true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.. Don't

waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up

your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can

extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live

longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay

and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more

than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.

Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass

(green leafy vegetable).

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled

wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you

get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of

grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to

one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular

exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No

Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: You're not listening.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable

oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more

vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around

the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You

should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the

best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! !

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had

about food and diets.

And remember:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather

to skid in sideways Merlot in one hand - chocolate in the other -

body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO

What a Ride!"

Last week of October....

2008-11-01T00:53:00.000-07:00

Actual, real post!.. My days have certainly been wonderful, except for some mishaps which happened obviously with ** . Anyways everything is all settled : ). Well, back on track, Monday night wasn't bad at all. Had an online test though, was able to finish on time and chill with my girl Tumi..was tres' FUN!!. I tell you! Had 10 am class and I still refused to go to bed all because of TUMI & Facebook lol. Facebook is definitely very addictive as in seriously! Looking at pictures, talking here and there anyways the usuals. Spanish class on Tuesday was dreadful, lol like my professor is a NO NO, honestly half of the things I know is because I learn them my self not in class dreadful dreadful dreadful! But with God I would survive!

Thankfully she let us out of class in time........yayayy!

Later that day had lab, saw ma grade 96% don't even mess lol. Wasn't easy because we had to speak spanish! We'll am okay when it comes to that but for some strange reason I just think Spanish and Igbo have something in common. It just annoys me sometimes when I speak it thought.. like its' an Igbo accent or something lol.

Sooo before I continue....I would talk on how people really tried to make my blogging idea not work out!. Truly believing in your self is one of the things that could make you move forward or being different from others. My friends* to be precise called this joblessness, laughed at me etc ... O well!. I had to keep my head up even though I had second thoughts about giving this up!

As I said its' something new I would like to try out. Never know what might come up! Or even happen : ) . Back then at home I almost got my space on a newspaper (like seriously) because I suddenly became interested in writing and my mums' friend was impressed but due to my coming to school I let it go. So this could be a new start? Who knows....

WEDNESDAY!----Shopping Baby! Not that it was anything serious, but yea I went on my own. Even though girls shouldn't shop alone or are usually used to shopping with friends! Like seriously you could do a whole LOT, shopping alone.. (how and when you want to do your thing baby! lol). Taking this long bus to the mall really pissed me off I tell you was like an hour or so .. really I got confused.. all those halloween movies started reflecting in my mind hmmm how about if this bus driver was taking us somewhere into the woods??????TO mu***r .......... us lol. So ya back to reality hehe got there.. wasn't that bad ... got boots,summer things that were going off the rack (don't ask me why).. couldn't find gowns or rather dresses for this upcoming event (hopefully I should).

Missed my dance class this weekend : ( so unfortunate thanks to the girls on my floor who keep saying they can't make it. Not that I can't go on my own, we just all go together and come back at the same time as well. I have missed this class for over 3 weeks, first of all because of mid-terms and then NOW, no way not next week hopefully!

After shopping, got back to school. Well there was this AFROSA thing they were doing. AFROSA is basically for african students in my school.. like a family thing and all . Am guessing it was a talent show. Wasn't able to make it, well guess no one noticed lol not a big fan of the club though... missed a whole lot from the show , was able to see 1.... heard people danced, blah blah blah LOL (not a fan of the club) hehe.

Picture From The Event!

Next stop Halloween ... off to Bed!

hehe....Trying something NEW

2008-10-28T21:24:00.000-07:00

Hey!....kkk. My name is Chioma as its identified hehe ya ya ya . Just trying something new though. Never thought of this but was inspired by my fam friend
Adaku(http://thirdworldprofashional.blogspot.com/) , Am guessing its cool so il try it out for a while and see if I can keep up...neways please don't want people hating hating or whatever because seriosly its just for fun and entertainment!! Neways lets begin........